Lady Gaga Wants a Man with a Big D-ck and a Harvard Degree: Shock Value or Sincere?

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I am sure that I will be called a "hater" for this post, but can't let criticism deter me.

Us Weekly reported today that Lady Gaga, 25, told The Sun that what she wants from a man "ranges from a really big d-ck to a degree at Harvard."

Sigh. Really? Is this the form of recognition she wants after all of her hard work?

If she wants to shock...well...job well done. Not because I haven't heard worse. But, because I'm surprised that someone so talented resorts to such tawdry dialog with the press.

On the other hand, if she is sincere...well...let's just say we didn't need to know the gory details.

She then added that she wants someone with, "Talent and perseverance and pushing the boundaries of love and acceptance." I think that Shania Twain and she should collaborate on writing Hallmark cards. Men don't talk like this. Being so heart on her sleeve will not work in her favor. One of the world's most powerful women in entertainment sounds desperate.

Some will argue Lady Gaga isn't desperate. She can have many men. But, she isn't being Poker Face about landing a man who deeply respects her. Men don't hear statements like this out of a woman and still find her classy. Charting the top 10 won't matter a wit when it comes landing the man she must have.

The two year anniversary of my blog is in January. Thus far, I've only used The Rules as a reference to illustrate my thoughts. For readers still on the fence about the merits of The Rules, I think it will benefit them to hear a similar philosophy from a man's perspective. He proves that the woman who plays hard-to-get and maintains her mystery is considered a true seductress.

I would like to introduce Robert Greene's The Art of Seduction. He is the same infamous author of The 48 Laws of Power. Both books teach you that politics exist in life and love. To not play means you won't get ahead.

Robert Greene said, "it is much more effective to create love than lust. A person in love is more emotional. A person in lust is harder to control and, once satisfied, may easily leave you."

Lady Gaga might be great at creating lust. Yet, it's at the expense of finding a man who loves her. Especially when she sells out and talks about well-endowed men with Harvard degrees.

If you identify with Lady Gaga and want what she does, that's fine. Just keep it out of earshot from the man you must have. He'll think that you..